Smile_please

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Joined: June 1, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 304729
Gender: F
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Hey! this is my second witty, but also my secret witty.... the thing is i need a witty whhere my friends don't know  who i am when i express myself! anyways im 14 years old, i am a girl and i absolutly lovee soccer. i live in michigan and i just started highshcool! i really want to make some witty friends and have people to talk too!! so yeah bye:)


 

Quotes by Smile_please

you may fall from the sky. you may fall from the tree. but the best way to fall, is in love with me.
I have fallen inlove with your eyes; but the don't know me yet.
New names for things:


CD- sound bagle
GUM- flavor stick
GRASS- Earth fur
COFEE TABLES- shin bruisers
BELLS- ding-a-lings
CACTUS- don't-touch-ems
BENCH- butt board
GASOLINE- car juice
HUMANS- land angels


nmq
I'm not crazy, I'm just alittle


Unwell
when the mayans made their calendar they did NOT include leap years.. so technically december 21 2012 happened around a year ago. so, congrats! you all have survived 12/21/2012.
my goal on witty?
make as many peoples day as possible.
and to think you cared.
Anti joke #1
Whats worst than a worm in your apple?


the plague
To be honest,
my name sounds ten times better when it is coming from you.
I am single by choice.

Its just not my choice...