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Hiiiiiii(: My name is Amber, I'm a really funny outgoing girl who loves to talk. I like listening to other peoples problems and love to give advice so if anyone ever needs anyone to talk to I'm here for you and I promise I won't judge. P.S I don't bite ;p

Quotes by SmileyFaceXoxo

For better or worse, till death do us part
I'll
love you with every beat of my heart
And I swear
I'll give you every thing I can
I'll
build your dreams with these two hands
We'll hang some
memories on the walls
And when just the
two of us are there
You
won't have to ask if I still care
'Cause as the time turns the page, my love won't age at all

Get up, stand up,
Stand up for your rights.
Get up, stand up,
Don't give up the fight.

You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna

SHINE

The Lorax said nothing. Just gave me a glance...
just gave me a very sad, sad backward glance...
as he lifted himself by the seat of his pants.
And I'll never forget the grim look on his face
when he heisted himself and took leave of this place,
through a hole in the smog, without leaving a trace.
And all that the Lorax left here in this mess
was a smal pile of rocks, with one word...
UNLESS."
Whatever that meant, well, I couldn't guess.
That was long, long ago.
But each day since that day
I've sat here and worried
and worried away.
Through the years, while my buildings
have fallen apart,
I've worried about it
with all of my heart.

"But now," says the Once-ler,
"Now that you're here,
the word of the Lorax seems perfectly clear.
UNLESS someone like you
cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better.
It's not.

"SO...
Catch!" calls the Once-ler.
He lets something fall.
"Its a Truffula Seed.
It's the last one of all!
You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds.
And Truffula Trees are what everyone needs.
Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care.
Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air.
Grow a forest. Protect it from axes that hack.
Then the Lorax
and all of his friends
may come back."

Here is a series of numbers. What is the next number in the sequence?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

What is the beginning of eternity.

The end of time and space.

The beginning of every end.

And the end of every place?

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents.

What time is it?

Things in golf that sound dirty but are'nt(;

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

 

I got a dog and named him Stay

Come here, stay!

My dog is now mentally insane

xD

You know the speed of

LIGHT

So what's the speed of

DARK?