Smokydragon

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Joined: January 29, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 149708
Simplicity is beauty.


This account is basically just a complete shambles.
It's all of my old junk that felt important at the time - but really isn't.
So, I'm going through a clear out on this account, and on my main one.

Follow me on my main account, it'll mean something there:

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/SweatBandit




Quotes by Smokydragon


when your wearing
 
lik 4 pads when you're on your period, 
because it just keeps
P
 O
 U
 R

I
 N

G
 out.

 

And I wonder what colourSmurf goes when we choke it?
 


- Russell Howard.

 NMF

I ' m  n o t  d r u n k ,  I ' m      j u s t  h o l d i n g  o n t o      t h e  l a w n  s o  I  d o n ' t    f a l l  o f f  t h e  e a r t h .

 nmf/nmq




&+ Today, He Accidently Touched My Arm For Like, Five Seconds...
 I Know, Not The Biggest Thing In The World, But Still, 4 Years Strong Crush Going On... ♥
 nmf

 

People in my school have such sick minds.


LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012



My mother gives me no freedom
 she says that,
 I'm not allowed
lip piercings, nose piercings anymore ear piercings, tattoos OR dying my hair black 
  until I'm 18 and out of the house.

 Fav if you think that's unfair


 



& now he's broken up with her
for another girl,
 every time they pass
 she'll stick her middle finger up in the air
  and mouth the word "git"

 Just because he broke her heart.


 
 



  I want a cookie.


 


"Pip pip da doodly doo"
 Fave if you know which programme this is form.



 

HOW GUYS FLIRT 101:


> He stares at you a lot
> He hitsyou a lot(playfully)
>He uses the first thing that pops into his head to starta converstaion with you
>He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
> You hung up on him. He called you back
> You where invited by him to a group outing
>He called you to talk about nothing at all.
> He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation

> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
>He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
Now make a wish.


Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if you re-post this; *if you don't feel like reposting however; please just send out some hope to those who need it<3;;;;;;
If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out

or you will lose the one you love!


Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
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