there was once a beautiful princess
who asked
a handsome prince if he would marry her
the prince
said no
so the beautiful princess shopped and spent as much money as she
wanted
and she didn't wear makeup because she had no one to
impress
and she hung out with all the other handsome princes in the
land
and she laughed
and when her sisters got married and had children
she was always the coolest and most fun aunt
and everyone loved her
and she had a huge house
and a hot tub
and the beautiful princess was happy
the
end.