SoccerGirl1016

Status: Please watch this-----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xZrSEqkr5E
Joined: March 17, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 16
user id: 284515
Gender: F

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So, I was walking down the street when I saw a guy and girl. I am pretty sure they were a couple or on a date...
Anyways, the guy kept putting his arm around her and trying to hold her hand. The girl didn't seem that into him, but did hold his hand and stuff. He could tell the girl didn't really like him or was weirded out by something. Wanna know why?

He. Had. A. Poop. Stain. On. The. Back. Of. His. Pants. 


Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes 
and someone asks for 2, how many do you

have left?



Me: 10


Teacher: If somebody forcibly takes 2 of

the cakes, how many would you have left

then?



Me: 10 and a dead body.

 

What school has taught me:

- I hate everyone and everything
- People are complete idiots
- I have anger issues
- I'm smarter than everyone
- I'm better off digging a hole, sitting in it and choking to death on my own spit
*At the eye doctor trying on glasses*
 
Me: but moooommmm these ones make me look like a nerd!!!
Mom: You are a nerd!!
Me: no, I'm a geek, there's a difference.
Guy next to us: *bursts out laughing* 








true story

 
 
Relatable Post #303 

the only thing worse than having a spider in your room is losing a spider in your room
❒ Single
❒ Taken 
Too good to have my heart played like a toy
Teenager posts #4890

What the heck does the
"z" in "LOLZ"
mean ... "Laugh Out
Loud... Zebras?"



When you lose someone,
it stays with you.

 

 
Always reminding you how easy 

it is to get hurt

 


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