Soccer_Blondie

that time of year is approaching:
-scary lawn decorations
- terrifying tv programs-
people in costumes going door to door
it's election season.



 

things i never learned in high school:
- how to do taxes
- what taxes are
- how to vote
- what politics are
- how to write a reusme/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- how to write a check/balance a check book
- anything to do with banking
- how to do loans for college
- how to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- how to buy a house or a car
but boy am i f/cking glad that i know the pythagorean theorm.



 

i was on some website and i saw this:
"my ten year old brother asked if i ever went to a one direction signing, that he would like to come with
her: why do you want to go? you hate when i talk about one direction or hear their music.
brother: i want to thank them for something.
her: what for?
brother: making the scars on your wrist dissapear."

faith in the lower generation has been restored.

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

If Romney would have won,
People would blame everything on him.

"Damn it's cold outside."
"Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

 

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year?



 

youtube is so addicting.
i click on a music video and the next thing you know, i'm watching how to make ice cream.



 

remember when on disney channel they
did a Hannah Montana, Suite Life and That's so Raven mix episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you?