Soccerfata

Status: Living life to the fullest. So grateful <3
Joined: November 11, 2011
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 237174
Location: United States
Gender: F

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"OMG did you get braces?" 
   
 "Nah, I just bedazzled my teeth." 

 



          he wants to say
                        "i love you" but keeps it to "goodnight" - - - - - -
                                    BECAUSE     LOVE     WILL    MEAN    SOME    FALLING   & SHE'S »  
 
      AFRAID OF HEIGHTS
 

I want to be the girl;
who makes your bad days better, and the one that makes you say; 
"My lifhachanged since I met her."
So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him." 

That guy is a genius....
 


Teacher: And therefore, $perm cells are made up of glucose. 
Student: So you're saying that $perm has sugar in it?
Teacher: Technically. 
Student: But it doesn't even taste li-
Teacher: What
Student: What
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute... Wanna workout? (;
Most girls want a perfect relationship, I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones from commercials. 

Girl: Describe me in one word.
Boy: Mine <3 
*Turns on radio*
"Shine bright like a-"
*Turns off radio*
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