Soccerfata

Status: Living life to the fullest. So grateful <3
Joined: November 11, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 237174
Location: United States
Gender: F

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Quotes by Soccerfata

My friend David got his ID stolen, so now I just call him Dav...
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Kissing burns 5 calories per minute? No wonder I'm fat...
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Me: "What if there was no google?" 
Friend: "I don't know, google it."
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If every kiss begins with "k" then I'm just going to assume that when you text me "k" you secretly want to make out. 
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If I were a waitress,
I would plant fake engagement rings in every girl's
champagne glass, just to see their boyfriends reaction.
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When you yawn,
  And someone starts looking at you
But you can't stop yawning,
    So for about 10 seconds you're just like,

;O 

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Friend: "Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you!"
Me: "Yea... well so is a grenade..."
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*Hiccup* *Hiccup* *Hiccup*

 ..Wait, I think it's over.
.....
*Hiccup*
 
Dang it! 
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Ordering a pizza 15 minutes before 12:00 on New Years Eve then when the pizza arrives be all like " I ordered that pizza last year... "
 
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Crazy around my friends.
c l a s s y  a r o u n d  g u y s .
A    freak     around     my     family,    but     a
comeplete  loss for  words  around   you.
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