Sonny84

Status: Boreeeeeeeeedooooooooommmmmmmmmmm
Joined: June 24, 2011
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 186831
Location: Narnia
Hello, I'm Sonny84

and I'm addicted to the internet.
Hi there :) I'm pretty sure most people don't read these so yeah, I'm not gonna bother much. Just to let you know, I got a witty a while ago but agh too many changes... I don't use it that much but if you want to follow me, that's great! I'll try my best to follow you back. ♥
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Quotes by Sonny84

Remember when Never Say Never by Justin Bieber Came out?
And everyone thought they were so funny when they said:

LOL HE JUST SAID NEVER TWICE!
Harry Styles:
*Talking about song made for comic relief in Africa*
Who has illegally downloaded this song?

*crowd screams*

Harry:
SHAME ON YOU!!!
SHAME. ON. YOU.

Taylor Swift:
So shame on me no-ow..







 
                   My science teacher: Cows
                   produce methane when they fart.

                   Kid: Do humans?

                   Teacher: It's typically only
                   grass-eating animals...

 

                   Kid: Ohh, so vegetarians do.


                  YES, BECAUSE VEGETARIANS
                EAT GRASS.

*facepalm*


 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 









 


My friend can't open her new bottle of nail polish.
...She's a black belt in karate.






 



 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 
There is no WE
In FOOD.

If the mushroom was such a fungi, why didn't they have the party at his house?
THERE WASN'T MUSH ROOM.


Dear Adele,

Thanks to you, I've ended up with a wet lighter.

Sincerely,
Setting Fire to the Rain
Who else remembers..

"This is the shortest story ever:

Once upon a time.... the end."

 


Directioners:



To all of you who are upset at the Haylor kiss, I just wanted to get my theory out. Haylor is obviousluy a management thing. They want to make Tayor Swift more famous, as well as One Direction. The boys openly don’t approve of Haylor. They would never say that about their best friend’s girlfriend unless it was a setup, and Harry would never go against his friends to date some girl. Their kiss: Nobody would tell their whole fanbase that theyre going to kiss their girlfriend at midnight. Management made them do this, because they want people to start shipping Haylor, but it’s not gonna work. We never will.
 



 


Dear Guys,



LET ME TRANSLATE THIS INTO ENGLISH.
WHEN A GIRL SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE AXE, IT DOESN'T MEAN 'SLATHER MORE ON.'

Sincerely,
Choking To Death.