SpeakYourMind

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A Dairy Queen employee witnessed a blind customer
drop a $20 bill and a woman picked it up and placed
it in her purse. The employee politely asked her to give it
back and when she refused, he asked her to leave the
restaurant. The employee then took a $20 bill out of
his own wallet and gave it to the man.

Ladies and gentlemen, there is hope for the human race.


 





          I saw this on tumblr and thought that this was absolutely amazing


          Convo between my 7 year old students today:
          Josie: I have a new crushhhhh
          Matt: Me too! On a boy!
          Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
          Matt: Yeah, he's really cute.
          Pearl: Oh.
          (pause for a bit)
          Matt: Boys can like boys.  I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
          Me: Yes they can.  You can marry whoever you want.
          Matt: Really?
          Josie: YEAH! My tia has a wife and now I have a titi and an auntie.
          Matt: Okay.  Then maybe I'll marry him.
          Dave: (from across the room) No you can't, you're seven.

          Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone
          of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage





I'm glad I'm going out tonight ;
So I can stare at my phone from a different location.





 
W
riting is the only reason why I prefer to stay quiet. All my work is private. My life, my story, my struggles, my pain, no one knows about. Not even my parents, or friends, or anybody. I'm just a person who likes to keep things to myself. That is why I write. To help me let go of those secrets. But the book is still hidden.

-meltdown
 
"One of the scariest moments in life,
is when you come to the realization
that the only person that can save you is yourself."
 
 
 
-Demi Lovato
Random Charlie Fact 3:

I become attracted to people with really fücked up lives.
And in this case usually people in their 20's and 30's
because they have more to be f
ücked up about.
Once I had a math teacher that I ended up having a huge crush on because
1) he was good at math so duh I'd find him sexy
2) he told us stories about how his alcoholic father destroyed his youth
3) he told us about how he got bullied in high school for being a dork
4) he told us about how his divorced parents altered his maturity

So I guess I'm just a f
ücked up person
looking for people just as f
ücked up as me


Girl: Why do you always wear your hair up? It's weird, you're weird.
Me: *turns to friend*
Me: Do you have a care I could borrow?
Friend: *checks pockets*
Friend: Not at the moment, no. 



So a few days ago in my Bio class...

Teacher
: You all notice things about each other. For example, when you walk down the hall you might see someone and think to yourself "wow, he's really tall." Does any one know why?
Class:
Teacher
: No?
Class:
Teacher:
It's because you're viewing these people as either a future boyfriend/ girlfriend or competition.
Class:
Teacher
: This being said, none of you would be able to tell me if a specific giraffe was exceptionally tall. Why? Because none of you are attracted to giraffes.
Class: *Starts giggling*
Teacher: I can guarantee that none of you have ever walked into a zoo and thought to yourself "Dang, that is one fine looking zebra."
Class: *Dies*




Don't worry about me; I'm fin

I can take care of myself without a

problem and

I don't need you to help me anymore

 





          *when I was 7*
          Me: *reads tombstone*
          Me: Why does it say RIP John?
          Me: Why would they rip him?
          Me: He's dead, he's in enough pain already.