Squirrely1

i dont understand why my girlfriend recently is always going off on me about such little things. :/

That awckward moment:

FRIEND 1: i really hate this bus driver.
FREIND 2: thats my aunt!!

true story :)

mehhhh, sorry, just needed to vent, but...
i want to explode, someone get me a stick of dynamite, and a bucket, i dont know what the bucket is for, i just need it.
ughenmlehmena, me grande queso en el pantalones, loco fiesta!!!!
fire on the pooop deck of grande queso, mother of freaking pearl, cheese biscuits and fudge, and fish sticks and custard, bowties and chimichangas, and i need a fez, because fezzes are cool.
fedorah of awssomeness shot by the darleks, the end is near!!!!!!mlenmehe!
and where is my fezz?!
sorry, i had to, i like being random. :)

i remember back when people told me everything, when i didnt have to beg people to tell me what was wrong, or what happened, or what caused this or that.

i remember when none of us had any problems in life.

i am 14, but i truthfully think that anyone should be allowed on witty. i have seen a top quote that talked about ten and eleven year olds not knowing about cutting and other stuff like that, and that they arent mature. guess where i learned about all that stuff? witty profiles.
anyone on this site is likely to be a very mature person, but the first 2 top quotes where both against people under thirteen on witty, you guys that created those are the immature ones, because when do they hate on you?

sbiv( should be in vent)

 A dad comes home drunk and mad he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and then turns the gun to himself and pulls the trigger. the little girl sits behind the couch crying. the police cam in and took the little girl to a new family and she went to her first sunday school at church. she walks past the building and sees a picture of jesus on the cross. the little girl asks the teatcher "how did the m..........a..n.............. get off the cross" the teatcher says " he never did" then the little girl argued "yes he did. because the night  my mommy and daddy died he sat behind the couch with me telling me everything is going to be ok" 66% of you wont repost this but remember what the bible says "Deny me infront of your friends and i shall deny you infront of my father" so repost this and remember god saw you reading this. 

if you dont repost, i dont care, i hate these chain quotes, but this one has a good story, if it wasnt a chain, it would be a really good quote. :/

DONT read this plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz






if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins...... nmq

i am not sure if life is passing me by, or trying to
run me over!

what do you say to someone when they've
heard you say it all?