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Psssssssssssssssh please, this does exist.

I didn't fall
I attacked the floor  with style

Where the next idiot to predict the world going to end?

Son: Daddy, where do babies come from?
Dad: Mommy''s vag ina sweet heart*smiles*
Mom: O.O
Dad: What! He going to have to know soon he not delivered by some bird crap

GO ahead tickle me
But i will go ninja all over you!

When I was little and asked where do babies come from and my parents tell me a bird delivered me does that mean I can fly?

Life is getting way too complicated
I want to be 3 again. . . 

Batterys
Where toys are not included.

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