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BENCHWARMERS-HOWIE

Richie told me about the killer loose in the neighborhood, he's killing anyone name Howie, that's my name, that's my name

BENCHWARMERS
Richie: Look they're not going to kill you alright? They're just dropping off the cookies i ordered.
Howie: They look very aggressive, I think they want to beat me up.
Richie: Trust me you'll be fine, just take the thin mints back in the apartment. That's our food for the week.
Howie: Fine, you can eat the thin mints at my funeral, Richie.

When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
 

Offensive Joke #13
IM SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU

What do you call a bunch of black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment

BENCHWARMERS
 

"I caught it, you're out"

"But i ticked it, it hit the bat"

"You're still out"

"You're still fat"

If you were a sandwich at McDonalds

You would be a
McGorgeous

I did your mom

A favor

By making you

A sandwich