StarCrossedLover
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Joined: June 12, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 308108
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Joined: June 12, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 308108
Gender: F
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Hello beautiful:) Yes i'm talking about you!
I see you have stumbled across my profile so i'll tell you alittle about me.
My name is Elizabeth. I am enrolled in
Hogwarts in the Fall,Winter,Spring, and Summer. I reside on the Austrailian coast as a part-time mermaid.
jk
I am 13 years young,wild, and free and i'm in love with the best guy in the world♥
I blow out the candels on Oct. 5 along with the 2nd best person in the world ♥
I am tall, skinny and no where near perfect but I still love everything about myself.
Since you have stumbled across my profile you MUST visit my 3 and a half minutes older sister ♥
Go follow me than go follow StranglyBeautiful
she's new to witty.. hehe:)
I LOVE BEING FOLLOWED:)
I see you have stumbled across my profile so i'll tell you alittle about me.
My name is Elizabeth. I am enrolled in
Hogwarts in the Fall,Winter,Spring, and Summer. I reside on the Austrailian coast as a part-time mermaid.
jk
I am 13 years young,wild, and free and i'm in love with the best guy in the world♥
I blow out the candels on Oct. 5 along with the 2nd best person in the world ♥
I am tall, skinny and no where near perfect but I still love everything about myself.
Since you have stumbled across my profile you MUST visit my 3 and a half minutes older sister ♥
Go follow me than go follow StranglyBeautiful
she's new to witty.. hehe:)
I LOVE BEING FOLLOWED:)
Quotes by StarCrossedLover
There's this guy..
*Mom hands me phone to
answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.
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If you quote yourself i'm seriously judging you.
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, Can you?
Me: I can if you don't want me to take a shïït on your desk
Teacher: I don't know, Can you?
Me: I can if you don't want me to take a shïït on your desk
Nobody cares unless you're pretty or dead
Valentine's Day❤
I can't waitt
I can't waitt
I'm getting my black belt today❤❤
I use to tell people my twin sister died than when they came to
my house I had a lot of explaining to do.
>"And they lived happily-ever-after."<
But who said together?
But who said together?