*Me watching a
movie*
Me: What the heck
is going on?
Me: I need to go to the bathroom
Me: I want some popcorn.
Me:
Why
don't relationships just work like this?
Me:
Where
do I know that actor from?
Me:
You
can't just make out in the middle of the school
hallway!
Me:
Based on a true story? That's just
depressing.
Me:
Guy at my school are not this
attractive.
Me:
It must have been awkward filming
that scene.
Me:
This is why I have high expectations for
relationships.
Me:
DON'T GO IN THE CLOSET! DON'T GO
IN THE CLOSET!
Me:
I can already tell I'm going to hate
this
character.
Me:
Thank you, tallest person in the world,
for obstructing my view by sitting in front of
me.
Me:
The book was so much
better.