StarsUponTheLorax

"Listen,smile,agree, and then do whatever the f*** you were gonna do anyway"
-Robert Downey Jr.

JUST A THOUGHT...
IF WE PASS A TEST WITH FLYING COLORS, DO WE FLUNK ONE WITH FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY?

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Whenever the cat and I are just chilling in my room and he just decides that it's time to leave and hops off my bed... I feel so torn,
like,
part of me wants to let him go.
To be all rude and disgusted and scoff in a sarcastic manner "You little b****.You'll be back." while updating my facebook status on how I'm forever alone.

Then there's the other part... the part that longs to lunge at him, drag him back to the bed and chain him there while proclaiming in my outside voice:
"HE KNOWS TOO MUCH."

EVEN THE MIGHTY OAK TREE WAS ONCE A LITTLE NUT THAT STOOD ITS GROUND

-UNKNOWN

So one of the more provocative girls on my Facebook decided to post a status informing the rest of us that she may be soon working Mcdonalds.
Immediantly, i was reminded of one quote found here on Witty that joked about how people with "swag" usually end up working at these fast food chains.
And as I'm going through the comments...
Person 1: Do you have enough swag?
Provocative Girl: Do you have enough swag to question my swag?

...
I'm sure this will help her to achieve the "employee of the year" award

Worlds are spinning 'round.
There's no sign of slowing down.
So won't you take a breath?
Just take a breath.
People change and promises are broken.
Clouds can move and skies will be wide open.
Don't forget to take a breath.
-The Jonas Brothers

*Words;
They'll try to shake you,
Don't let them break you, or stop your world from turning.
When words keep you from feeling good, use them as firewood and let them burn.
Let them burn.
-Train