Me: After everything I say, say I'm a man
Guy: okay
Me: You went to the bar
Guy: I'm a man
Me: You see a really pretty lady
Guy: I'm a man
Me: You walk over and talk to her
Guy: I'm a man
Me: You kiss her and she brings you to a dark
corner
Guy: I'm a man
Me: After you kiss her, she whispers into your
ear
Guy: I'm a man
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!
Guy: I like it that way.
Me: huh.
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