Steph3nC

Getting Change at a Corner Store for Parking ME: Hi M'am, may I get $1 worth of quarters please? CASHIER: NO! I have to open the register to do that ME: O Ok. So why don't you? CASHIER: B/C you have to be a customer. ME *Mad as Hell*: Here this should do it (handed her a Swedish Fish worth $0.10) Now get me my change.

**Over Heard This At A Movie** Friend #1 (Sounded stoned out of his mind): Yo man I think Im wetting my pants Friend #2 (Sounded normal): No your not, just chill out man I'm tryin to hold my popcorn. Friend #1: Yo man I'm serious could u check? Friend #2: NO! Plz STFU. Why don't u Just check ur self?! Friend #1: Dude, I would if I could u selfish as*hole. Why do think ur popcorn is so buttery?