StephanieCollado

When the rich rob the poor it's called business.
When the poor fight back, it's called violence

We all have that one smart @ss friend who-
Oh, wait.
That's me.
 

You trust a bank with your money
but they can't even trust you with their pens

*DingDing*
Teacher: Alright, today we will be taking a test on...
StudyIsland! Aren't you excited?!
Me: UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Students: Dafauq
Me: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
Student: Ummm. What if I accidentally shutdown my account?
Me: You can't. I've tried.

Come here friend.
What? I just want to tickle your neck,
with a knife,
possibly killing you...
No biggie

We all know that one person who...
deserves a slap to the face,
with a brick,
from the Hulk,
on steroids

Today when Elmo won a game he said,
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa Booooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
in the most ghetto voice ever.
...
That hit me in the childhood.
Hard

Biology
Is the study of ball,
For ball is life

'I could make your tears fall down
like the showers that are British'

Is there a difference?