Steve

Status: no longer married & working on witty profiles
Joined: January 16, 2004
Last Seen: 20 hours
user id: 1
Location: not Boston, MA
Gender: M

I am the creator of Witty Profiles.

Calling all artists!  Try a new site I made: drawmigo.com

If you use my business card maker, you might like my logo maker.

Are you good enough? Get critiqued at Critickle.com

Quotes by Steve

A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer."

The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?"

"Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."

I'd tell you my UDP packet joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.
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Don't waste all the steam on the whistle.
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advice
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
— Swedish Proverb
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inspirational


A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

 

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Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?

De Brie went everywhere

 

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

 
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Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?

I hear it's making headlines

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What if quotes could have a background image?

 
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If you've got time to lean,
you've got time to clean.
 
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What's the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer balls.  They're under a buck.

 
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