Me: If people could read my mind, nobody would
talk to me
Me: jk lol nobody talks to me as
Me: hey is that a
Me: SQUIRREL. SQUIRREL. Dale.
Me: i sound like that dog from
Me: i love those two old people in that
Me: but then the woman
Me: and we all cried just admit
Me: what time is it?
Me: yay i have all day
Me: hey! the internet!
Me: uhoh the internet is
Me: I should run befo-
Me: AHAHAH FACEBOOK.
Me: heyy witty, oh hello
Me: Lalala ridin' through the desert on a
horse with no name
Me: is it name or mane?
Me: lol jk YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE
Me: but you just told
Me: am i ugly now?
Me: it's okay i'm
Me: ..to the internet
Me: lol jk the internet has plenty of better
people to marry
Me: it's like i have terets in my
Me: i just type what i
Me: i need to pee
Me: oh eww that's personal what is wrong.
with me. what.
Me: ahaha no not really. because i don't
Me: you don't know my life. back
Me: who is this kid? go post about your
sadness somewhere else. get a blog.
Me: Facebook is a happy
Me: oh. oh no. aha. that was good
Me: facebook. happy. aha.
Me: "wahhh i lost my bracelet everybody help me find it by
liking my status :("
Me: "i have no friends ugh 4000 isn't
Me: "oh i'm so ugly wahh like my
Me: *gruff voice* "oh no you're
beautiful sexy beast face mm yeah
Me: this has gone too
Me: LOL JK
Me: terets remember
Me: oh god it's 2 am
Me: HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEEEEEP
Me: too far guys
Me: too far