A VERY SHORT LESSON IN
PYSCHOLOGY
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• When a person laughs too
much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
• When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
• When a person talks less, and if he talks fast,
they're keeping a secret
• When a person can't cry, that person is weak
• When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in
tension
• When a person cries on little things, that person is
softhearted
• When someone asks about you although that person is busy,
he/she really loves you
The absolute
worst things in the world..
- When the cookie doesn't fit in the glass of milk
- When the side of the pizza rolls like explodes open in the
oven
- When a cord to something gets caught in the wheel of a
rolling desk chair
- When you're ripping the side of notebook paper off and
it tears in the middle
- When you have to squeeze the toothpaste tube and it's
all twisted
- Those little cuts right next to your fingernail
- When your hand doesn't fit in the pringle container
- When the spoon keeps tipping over the empty yogurt
container
- When the video on YouTube says it's not available in
your country
- When a cord to something takes up both electrical
outlets
- When the pencil sharpens really good on one side but
there's still wood on the other side
- When the sheet comes off the mattress only in one
corner
- When the milk carton doesn't open all the way and you
can't get it to tear open
- When the binder rings don't close
together