Romeo: Hey, I just
met you.
Romeo:
and this is crazy.
Romeo:
but I saw you at your dad's party that I wasn't supposed
to attend, and I thought you were pretty cute so I followed you
and we kissed, but then your nanny called you away and I found
out you were a capulet and got bummed so I sneaked into your
backyard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony
uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour, even though I
wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
Romeo:
so
marry me maybe.