Little.Cookie.Monster*

Status: eating coockies (of course!)
Joined: June 17, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 363342
Location: probably somewhere with lots of cookies
Gender: F
The cookie monster will get the cookie only if you find the
the mistake.
How many cookies is it going to get?
 

Quotes by Little.Cookie.Monster*

How fast can you guess these words?
1. BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3. F_ _K
4. P_N_S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X

*Answers: 1.Books, 2.Random, 3.Fork, 4. Pants, 5. Pulse, 6. Six
You got all wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak!
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My friend thinks he's smart.
He said that the onion is the only food that makes you cry.
...
I threw a watermelon on his face.
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Don't make me mad
then tell me to calm down.
That's like stabbing someone
and then wondering why they are
bleeding.

(lol);p
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I cry when angels deserve to die.
-System of a Down (song: Chop Suey)
:'(
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I wasn't mad.
Then you asked me 8 times if I was mad.
Well, now I'm mad.
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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
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Don't raise your voice.
Improve your argument.
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A MAN WITH
NOTHING TO FEAR
IS A MAN WITH
NOTHING TO LOVE
-Davillci
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It is not the strongest of the species thet survives,
nor the most intelligent that survives.
It is the one that is most adaptable to change.
-Charles Darwin
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Smart is when you believe half of what you hear.
Brilliant is when you know which half.
-Robert Orben
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