Me
in school.
Me: okay, first period... going to get my
work done and have a great day.
Me: well, first i have to do my homework from last night, check
my email and jam to music.
Me: did the bell just ring? second period already and i didnt
even get anything done.
*goes to leave class*
Me: oh crap, i left my book under the desk.
Me: okay, now that im going to be late to my next class i
better speed my walking up.
*some kid with his pants around his ankles decides to waddle
slowly down the hallway*
Me: okay child, i dont give two crap loads if you have swag or
if you like showing off your glow in the dark boxers. pull up
your pants and get to stepping.
Me: yea, this is an awesome start to my day. didnt get my
homework done and now im late to 2nd period.
*hot jock looks at me*
Me: i think i should ask the teacher to use the restroom. i
think i might just pee myself.
*looks at clock, ten minutes left*
Me: ten minutes, okay. I can do this!! third period here i
come.
*looks at clock again*
Me: REALLY?! Its only been a minute, this is the longest ten
minutes ever!!!
*walking down the hallways*
Me: what the heck is that chick wearing? shes missing half of
her shirt.. how does she walk in them heels?!
Me: why would your mom let you walk out of the house in
that?!
Me: man.. my school as some awkward couples.
.....ANYONE ELSE??