Sunshinelollipops

That depressing moment when you realise the person you love, will never love you back </3

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy, 
But here's a baby,
So adopt it maybe?

Best. Adoption. Song. EVER.

I wasn’t mad. Then you asked me seven times if I was mad.
 
Now I’m mad. 

That moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you get to
bed, your body is like "Just kidding".

If 11:11 wishes DID come true, you'd be dead by now. 

*Conversation with a FRIEND on Facebook :

Emily Blabla:

Hey (: Ily x


Cara Babblebla:

Hey (: Ilysm!


Emily Blabla:

Ilysssmmm xx


(Goes like that FOREVER) 


*Conversation with BEST friend on Facebook*

Emily Blabla:

Hey Dips**t. 


Georgia Blobbicles:

Your an idiot.


Emily Blabla:

That's why were best friends. 


Georgia Blobbicles:

True. Your as funny as the moment when I kicked my ex in the balls. 


Emily Blabla:

BAHAHAAHAAHA XD I don't have an ex, forever alone :(


Georgia Blobbicles:

Maybe, but when your old and forever alone, you can enjoy your time with your 37 cats. AND ME :D


(Not using real last names because my bestie and I actually had this convo xD) 

I changed my car horn to gun shout sounds...
People move out of the way much faster now. 

"But mom, what if I get kidnapped?"
"Trust me, they'd bring you back"

When I say

'I cleaned my room'

I usually mean, I

made a path from my door to my bed. 

Eminem: Falls on stage and breaks a wrist, but continues the concert.

Justin Bieber: Gets hit by water bottle, then cries and runs off stage.