Superman5o5

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Joined: August 10, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 206026
Location: Australia
Gender: F

Hi, my name is Max and I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

I love Doctor Who, Tumblr and chocolate :)

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            me:  starts walking
            me:  becomes self conscious about
            what arms are supposed to do







 

 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5  |  f u n n i e s

 








 


it takes hours
to write an awesome essay but a
milisecond to close without saving







 

 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 









 
            me:  *likes character*
            character:  *dies*






 

 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5  |  f u n n i e s

 








 

crushes

 
                 PHASE I - where i won't shut the
                 heck up about him but i pretend i
                 don't like him

                 PHASE II - where i start to try to
                 read into what he is saying and
                 pretend that they like me too

                 PHASE III - where all hope is lost i
                 decide they don't like me im a big
                 loser with a stupid face







 

 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 






i like google earth
it's amazing.  they photographed
every road in the whole world and
they put them on the computer.  you
just type it in and you go there.  
and you sit in front of the computer and
think, "I can go anywhere,
anywhere in the world.  Where
shall I go?"  And we all come to the
same conclusion:  MY HOUSE!
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"While an author is yet living, we estimate his powers by his worst performance; and when he is dead, we rate them by his best." — Samuel Johnson
Are you made from Copper and Tellurium? Because you're so
Copper
29

Cu
Tellurium
52

Te
Friends are like trees.
They're allergic to chainsaws.
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Dumb Fact #2:
 I n   t h e   a v e r a g e   l i f e t i m e ,   a   p e r s o n   w i l l   w a l k   t h e  
e q u i v a l e n t   o f   5 times   a r o u n d   t h e   e q u a t o r .

(Except for us Wittians. For us maybe 5 times around the house max)