SwagBieber11

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Joined: May 28, 2011
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My names Kayla but call me kwat . Freshman next year. #YEE I play basketball Cuz its to frigging legit. Peace

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Epic True Story

I was in McDonalds with my friends and we decided to eat in the play pen area...

While we were eatting, we saw that a little girl,idk how old she was... was having a birthday party.

She had a cake with Zac Efron on it.

She ran up to us smiling and said, "it's my birtday!"

We said happy birthday.

She said, "Do you like my cake? It has Zac Efron on it!!!"

We said we liked her cake.

Then she said, "When I eat it, Zac Efron is going to be inside me!"

My friend turned to her and said, with a straight face, "Well you're a lucky girl. I would like Zac Efron inside of me too."

Even though the little girl didn't get what my friend was saying, her mom made us leave the play pen area.
lol




Day=Made.




BravoSierra's format

 
           Because I'd rather look ugly on purpopse than ugly on accident.


 

Me at school:

Me: *walks through hallways to get to class*
Me:
'Scuse me.
Me: Pardon me.
Me: MOVE B/TCH! GET OUT THA WAY! GET OUT THE WAY. B/TCH GET OUT THE WAY!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Ugh, this class again.
Me: *sits down*

Teacher: *Talks about some sh/t I'm not paying attention to*

Me:
Blah blah blabbity blah, who cares
Me: I wonder what some street cat is doing right now
Me: I bet it's acting like a street cat.
Me: Meow, street cat..
Me: You will be rescued one day
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Stares at popular girl*
Me:
Nice tan
Me: Because looking like a carrot with a load of pink blush is totally awesome
Me:
Me:
Me: *looks at him*
Me:
Awwww, he's so cute
Me: I wish I had him
Me: But Carrot b/tch is always all over him
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
UGHHHH LOVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Me:
Me:
OUR BABIES WILL LOOK LIKE ANGELS!
Me: YOUR BABIES WITH MISS CARROT WILL LOOK LIKE MENTALLY UNSTABLE TANGERINES
Me:
Me:

Person: *Cracks knuckles*

Me:
Dayum, now I have to crack my knuckles
Me: But I don't want it to seem like I'm copying them or something...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
F/ck it.
Me: *Cracks knuckles*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
OOPS I DID IT A-GAIN
Me: I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART
Me: GOT LOST IN THE GAME
Me: OH BABY BABY..

Teacher: *Calls my name*
Teacher:
Do you know the answer to that?

Me: Uh. What?




We all have that friend that
acts innocent, but is actually very naughty.




 
My first instinct when

i see an animal


is to say "hello"


My first instinct

when i see a person


is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

 







omg just imagine 
 a l l   t h e   s t u p i d   j o k e s   t h a t   p e o p l e   a r e   g o n n a   m a k e  
 a f t e r   t h e   w o r l d   d o e s n ' t   e n d   i n   2 0 1 2 
 


 




 
How to survive a Horror Movie.


1.Never be the hero.

2.Never say 'I'll be right back'

3.Don't be curious or suspicious.

4.Always look back.

5.Don't fall over that imaginary branch.

6.Never go somewhere alone.

7.Get weapons.

8.Hide in the fridge.I'm pretty sure the killer won't want snacks.

9. Don't look through peep holes. You'll end up with one eye

10.Remember,only retards go upstairs when a killer's attacking.

11.Don't yell 'Hello' when you're alone.The killer is hardly going to reply with 'Sup Bro?Wanna 
play some MW3?'

12.If it's not behind you,it's above you.Fact.

13.Don't be a smartass and try to anger the killer.You'll be the next target.

14.If it's dead,leave it alone.

15.Don't start making out with your new hot boyfriend/girlfriend/cat in the car.

16. Always listen to the old creepy guy who says there's danger ahead.
He's right.

17.It isn't your dog licking your hand. Your dog is dead.

18.If you think the monster is dead,IT'S NOT.

19.Don't go searching for something in the basement,even if the lights have gone out.

20.Make sure your gas tank is full.

21. Get a boyfriend. He'll die first which will give you more time to run.

22.You're an idiot if you think stabbing the killer is a good idea.

23.Learn to clib trees,sweetie.

24.Blood=Somebody has died/is dying.

25.Only stupid people use lamps as weapons.

26.If you get a phone call while babysitting that consists of 'Have you checked the kids?',you
just might want to make a run for it.Forget the kids,let's care about ourselves.

27.Nightmares are never just mightmares.

28.Moving to Elm Street is a bad idea,unless you want to stay up late every night. WOO RAVE!

29.Don't buy a cheap house in the middle of nowhere.

30.RUN B/ITCH RUN.



 



BravoSierra's format

 
                                                    Dr. Seuss could have been the           greatest rapper ever.


 




BravoSierra's format

 
                                          And then      realizing          what they said a second later.


 




BravoSierra's format

 
                  I say something funny,         then someone else says it louder and gets the credit.


 

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