SweetInsanity18

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Joined: February 24, 2012
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Hey there, stalker! (:
Username is SweetInsanity18, but apparently in the real world everyone calls me Jayden! Yes, I am a girl... with a guy's nickname. I will not tell you my real name, cause apparently it's close to Jayden--Figure it out if you're so desperate to know! I love Batman, Gummy Bears, Music, and this... special guy (: That he doesn't know I have liked him over a year now... which is sad... Boo, what ever! I'll deal with it soon! 
I enjoy writing, photography, dreaming, dancing, singing, skateboarding, and yes, making people die of laughing. I'm hilarious, sometimes my friends ask me why do I want to be a Pschologist instead of a Comedian. My darlings... I give awesome advice, I'm in love of how humans think, fascinated how many problems there is in this world and so on. I'm a Unicorn Cat Ninja! Shh! I'm a horrible cook, so guys, don't you dare fuc**** tell me to go in the kitchen to make you a sandwhich. I will beat you. And yes, I do play C.O.D and Residant Evil! So shut it, as well!
I'm Hispanic and Proud <3  
(Not Mexican or Puerto Rican) 
My Favorite Quotes:
"Monsters are real. Ghosts are real, too. They live inside of us, and sometimes... They win!" (-Stephen King)

"To live doesn't mean you're alive." (-Nicki Minaj)

"We might never meet again. Kiss me like the world will end. Pull that shirt, I'll put that sh**. You could be my last regret... My last regret!" (-Natalia Kills) 

"I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies." (-Pietro Aretino)

"All you need to do is hold on tight... and believe." (-Stephen King)

"Everything you can imagine is real." (-Pablo Picasso) 

SweetInsanity18's Favorite Quotes

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"People do not die from suicide; they die of sadness."

 

PUTTINMDEFENCES UP CAUSE

DON'T WANNA FALL IN LOVE

IEVER DITHAT 


I THINK I'D HAVE A HEART ATTACK

 


98% Of The 

girls on witty who describe themselves as "deformed potatoes" are actually stunning, have had multiple boyfriends and have an amazing social life.

And then there's me

                                                                                                                                                                         my format do not steal
Argument I heard on the bus:
Guy 1: No, man, gay bros can raise babies. Look at warthog motherf//cker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And Simba became king of motherf//cking Africa.


SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO ACT LIKE

YOU DON'T CARE.


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I was eating oreos
and I was dunking them in milk 
and the cookie broke and sunk
to the bottom so now I'm just staring 
at the glass and wondering why bad 
things happen to good people.
Is anyone else completely terrified about being in a relationship..
or am i just socially awkward?
 

One Direction as principles scolding a student: 

Niall: Never do that again! Do you understand how ba-- *lunch bell rings* GET OUTTA THE WAY! *pushes kid over and runs to cafeteria*

Harry: So basically, erm... so... like, you can't... do that...

Zayn: You need to keep your hands and feet inside the roller coaster that is life next time, okay?

Liam: Okay, I know you made a woopsy, but be good next time. Oh my, that was so harsh! I'm sorry! You know what? Here's a lollipop. And a sticker. And a golden star sticker for you! Run along now, precious little honey bunches of oats. 

Louis: Do you even know who I am? Huh?? And you're gonna talk back to me!? Uh, not in my house, b/tch. Not in my house.