THEobesellama

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Joined: January 8, 2011
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               y.  unpredictable. caring. REAL.

funny. creative.  individual. open-minded. optimistic (most of the time). dancer. artist. complicated. lover not a fighter. ♥  
 

Quotes by THEobesellama

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Favorite, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!

 
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inspirational

I don't mean to impress you but...

I've ran with scissors(;

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 Who else is still alive after the "Rapture?"
 
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 bombing for peace is like fúcking for virginity 

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famous

"Are you crying?"
No, I'm just peeing from my eyes. -.-"  

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Waking up in the morning with your hair not the same as you went to sleep with it


Who else thinks their pillow is a hairdresser?



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Dealing with backstabbers,
there was one thing I learned.
They're only powerful when you got your back turned.

-Eminem
  

 
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Mr. Bennet- K, time for a pop quizzicle
Josh- Out of all things, why is it called a quizzicle?

Mr, Bennet- Cause I said so
Josh- So if a quiz is called a quizzicle...what's the version for test?
Mr. Bennet- A testi-....GET OUT OF MY CLASS!
Josh- You set yourself up...

Ahh, don't you just love your guy friends (;

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funny

I don't know which one is worse for your lungs...
  
-smoking  
-breathing in gasoline  
✔ walking into a Hollister
  
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