TWiLiGHTx333

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Today, my dad was searching for something under the table and I asked what he was looking for. He replied that he lost his nuts. He then proceeded to laugh so hard that he hit his head on the bottom of the table. MLIA

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Yesterday, I was bored in my physics class, so I decided to draw Yoshi on my desk. When I sat down today, I noticed that Baby Mario was now sitting on his back.
~MLIA

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 Today, I got a weird pain in my head out of nowhere. I then put my fingers to my temples as if I was having a vision, then my phone started to ring. I now believe I have magical powers. 
~MLIA

-this just happend to me before, omg i have powers!! :)
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Today my boyfriend was running late leaving the house, as he was putting on his shoes by the door I jokingly said "You need to hurry up, my other boyfriend will be here any minute!" He opened the door and almost ran into the UPS man who must have over heard me because he immediately quipped "Honey, I'm home." The look on my boyfriend's face...priceless.
~MLIA

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Today, I heard the girl in the next door come back into her dorm room at 3:30am. I thought "Who the hell is still up at 3:30 am?" That's when I realized that I was still up at 3:30 am. Touche self, Touche.
~MLIA

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Today, I received a Canadian nickel in change from the Coke machine. It was the same nickel I put into it three days earlier to get rid of money I can't use while cleverly tricking the machine. Touche, Coke machine. Touche.
~MLIA

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Today, I read a MLIA about someone typing in www.gewgle.com. When I tried this, it sent me to google. Thinking it might be a fake google, I decided to test it. I gewgled "gewgle". First thing that popped up: Urban Dictionary's definition: "Made specifically for people with enough curiosity and boredom to actually try it." Well played, Gewgle, well played.
~MLIA

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Today, in the shower I was reading my shampoo bottle and it said "On average, you talk to yourself more than anyone else." I said "that can't be true" and then realized I was talking to myself. Touche, shampoo bottle, touche.
~MLIA

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Today, I clicked the "Enemy of the Day" app on facebook. It was my best friend and I thought, 'This is stupid'. When I got to school I was wearing a Batman shirt and she was wearing a Joker one. Well played, Application, well played.
~MLIA

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Today, I was at Target and they just recently put out the Halloween costumes. I noticed a banana costume so I decided to put it on. I started running around the store singing "Its peanut butter jelly time!" The best part was that when I was walking silently down an aisle, a man turns to me and says " Hey, isn't it peanut butter jelly time?" You bet it is.
~MLIA

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