Tacobelllenny

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I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice!!!1! 
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 ”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”

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Nothing is impossible
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
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 Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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Follow me and I'll follow you and also look at the rest of my page and fav this
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Mom: What does idk mean honey

Daughter: I don't know

Mom: Pleassse tell me

Daughter: i don't know

Mom: if u don't tell me your grounded

 Daughter: Mom it means i don't know
 

Mom: Alright young lady your grounded

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 "We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for us to find."

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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 If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
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Lebron should go play hockey theirs no fourth quarter
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