TaintedCorruption

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Joined: June 7, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: September 11
user id: 306575
Gender: F

About Moi:
•From Miami, Florida...

16
• Sophomore
Drawing and art is my obession.
 

 I absoulety love:
Turtles, Cows, Reading supense and mystery books, drawing, swimming, horror films

I completely hate without an doubt:
fish, cats, and arrogant people
 

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Quotes by TaintedCorruption

its all fun and games until your cat steps on your boobs.
Me: Hey mom can borrow some money?

Mom: What happened to that $10 I gave you in 2003?
I'm so glad I don't have to hunt for my food.



I don't even know where sandwichs live in the forest..
Me: *bakes 9 cookies*
Me: *waits for family to come*
Me: *eats all of the cookies*

*family arrives*

Little Brother: '' I SMELL COOKIES!''
Me: '' Weird, here's some salad".


 
I like my friends. The way they are always there for me. The way they light up my nights. The way they keep my food cold.


Oh wait I meant fridges. I like FRIDGES.
I get ignored so much they should call me terms and conditions.
Plot twist: Flo from Progressive is dating Jake from State Farm.
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing..



Person: Hi
Me and my brother decided to have a sword fight.


Let's just say he's my half brother now....
Adam Levine could take four random homeless guys off the street and say that they were Maroon 5 and nobody would know the difference.