TaliaWasHere

Status: I'm really f/cking weird. Isn't it wonderful? :)
Joined: May 20, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 175833
Location: Pennsylvannia
Gender: F


Hey so I'm Talia.
 

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okay, so today my friend Kevin and I were in studyhall and asked to go to the library together.

  
substitute: okay. what are your names?
Kevin: Kevin.
me: Talia. T-a-l-i-a. oh, and he's kevin with a "C".
substitue: okay.
*writes down Talia and Cevin*
Kevin: *grins from ear to ear*


woman, how dafuq did you manage to get your teaching degree?

 

 
It's too cold outside for angels to do anything.

 

what do you call a bag that has multiple wittians inside of it?

a sack of potatoes.♡




I don't  swim  in  rivers;

it's  too  mainstream.




 


me and my boyfriend:

me:  ugh i hate you. you're like homework!

jake: then, do me.

 
TAYLOR: We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.

RON: One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode.

HERMIONE : Just because you have got an emotional range of a teaspoon...

 






Oh, you need your "beauty sleep"?
B/tch, go hibernate.

 

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I want to put a chameleon into a bag of
s
kittles.

 

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my boyfriend: if you were a potato, you'd be my potato.

me: marry me, now.



 

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