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Quotes by TaraWuzAlwaysHere


Guess what, friends?


I got my monthly.


Right before a long road-trip.



My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself. 


When you hate someone so much but people just think you're jealous.
So you're sitting there like;

Owl City
Oh look it's 11:11 I wish I had a life.
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Me: *About to fall asleep.*
Brain: Remember that time you almost tripped in front of your crush?!
Brain: Or the time you squeaked when he asked you a question?!


-"There will come a moment when you'll have the chance to do the right thing." 
-"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

--Pirates of the Carribean


Soundtrack of My Life:
1.) Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, all the rest...)
2.) Put it on shuffle
3.) Press play
4.) For every question, type the song that's playing

Opening Credits: Roll Up - Wiz Khalifa
Waking up: Whiplash - Selena Gomez
First day of school: Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
Falling in love: Dance For Life - Drew Seeley
Breaking up: My Girl - Mindless Behavior
Studying/Working: Ride (Main Version) - Ciara
Life: Oh Yeah - Big Time Rush
Mental Breakdown: I Made It - Kevin Rudolf
Sunny Day: I Like To Dance - Hot Chelle Rae
Rainy Day: The Rain - Akon Coincidence? I think not.
Party Music: Twist My Hips - Tim James and Nevermind
Driving: Favorite Girl - Justin Bieber
Sleeping: Without You - David Guetta feat. Usher
Nightmares: Young, Wild and Free - Wiz Khalifa
Flashback: In Case - Demi Lovato
Wedding: Nothing Even Matters - Big Time Rush
Birth of child: Shake Down - Akon
Final Battle: Warrior - Demi Lovato
Death Scene: This The City - Ed Sheeran
Funeral Song: Down To Earth - Justin Bieber
End Credits: OMG - Usher
Got this idea from another wittian. Peaceskies.

No one ever reads the instructions to Monopoly
except when an argument breaks out.


"We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all
 somewhat screwy, every single one of us." ---Johnny Depp


Me: *Sits outside for one minute.*
Me: Am I tan yet?

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