TaraWuzAlwaysHere

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Joined: April 25, 2011
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 Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
366 9 happiest* happiest*
school

Me: I can smell the back to school in the air. 
Mom: What? 
Me: Tears, pain, agony... death.
Me: Oh wait, that last one was your cooking. 

23 1 CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
funny
We're like dominoes.

I fall for you, and you fall for someone else.
17 3 deasia23 deasia23
love



Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor. 
Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. 
Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption 



162 1 CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
funny

 my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard all of them the ground begins to rumble and 3 billion boys pour in over the hills in an huge boy tsunami, eclipsing the sun, destroying everything in their path. the entire city is razed to the ground. The screams of boys being crushed to death among the fray combines into a deafening roar of suffering. I stare at my milkshake with hollow, haunted eyes. What have I done.
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milkshake
they say outta sight means outta mind,
but that couldn't be   further from the truth.
cause I'm                in love                with you

62 9 capsized* capsized*
summertimeofourlives
Shy people notice everything, but they don't get noticed
152 0 Lane * Lane *
life

one time in math class
my teacher was really p//ssed at us
and he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW
BASIC MATH? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO? 
COREY, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?" and poor corey
wasn't paying attention so I leaned over to him
and whispered "seven" and he blurted out "SEVEN" and
I have never laughed harder and I doubt I will ever will.
 
246 9 spence* spence*
tumblr
 
Why I want kids:
 
They're cute
 
I'd be a great mom
No period for like 9+
months woo!!

31 0 Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
kidding
"how's your social life?"

"ever seen the titanic?"

"of course."

"sadder than that."
9 0 IKnewYouWereTrouble IKnewYouWereTrouble
sociallife
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