TaraWuzAlwaysHere

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Joined: April 25, 2011
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TaraWuzAlwaysHere's Favorite Quotes




The only race I hate
Is the one you have to run.



 
7 0 Sandie Sandie
running
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken
noodle soup
English teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years 
ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to Africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
12 0 DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
story


I broke my finger today

but on the other hand, I am completely fine
14 0 anutellahipster anutellahipster
funny
Teacher: You failed your exam.
Me: You failed to teach me.
22 0 Zoë* Zoë*
funny

"you're in my seat."
"i don't see your name on it."
"it'll be written in your blood if you don't get the f.uck up." 
15 1 brillt27 brillt27
funny

 

Fans keep me cool.
H(e)aters keep me hot.

#omgimsowitty

 

18 0 Amenah Amenah
imsuchaloser
Rapper: - Makes disgusting
song about wanting to f/ck a 
girl-
Rapper: - Wins award -
Rapper: I just want to thank
God. And my momma.

35 1 Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
god
People: writing isn't ART
People: digital art isn't ART
People: photography isn't ART
People: video-making isn't ART
People: animation isn't ART
People: music isn't ART
People: theater isn't ART
Me: if I paint the Mona Lisa with your blood would that be ART
22 0 catchtheshadows catchtheshadows
funny
North West: Daddy, what are you famous for?
Kanye: Rapping.
North West: Mummy, what are you famous for?
*awkward silence*
127 5 Zoë* Zoë*
funny
the perks of dating me:
-i’m funny
-i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
-I don’t have friends so we can always hang out
87 0 bye* bye*
funny
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