TaylorrrRawr
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Joined: March 20, 2012
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user id: 285253
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Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 285253
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My 8 year old cousin Aiden: *Walks into my room
from the bathroom* Guys, I haven't gotten my period. Am I
pregnant?!
Me:
My cousin Avery:
Aiden: I'm serious guys! I think I'm pregnant!
Avery: How do you even know what a period is?
Aiden: I heard mom and dad talking about it..
Avery: What were they saying?
Aiden: Mom said she missed hers and she might be pregnant
Avery: ...
Aiden: AM I PREGNANT OR NOT?!
Avery: Yes, now go tell mom and dad.
Me: Uhh..
Aiden: *Starts crying and pacing back and forth* Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Me: Aiden you're no-
Aiden: I can't believe I'm pregnant.. *Walks out of room*
Me&Avery: *Start cracking up laughing*
Funniest thing ever!
Me:
My cousin Avery:
Aiden: I'm serious guys! I think I'm pregnant!
Avery: How do you even know what a period is?
Aiden: I heard mom and dad talking about it..
Avery: What were they saying?
Aiden: Mom said she missed hers and she might be pregnant
Avery: ...
Aiden: AM I PREGNANT OR NOT?!
Avery: Yes, now go tell mom and dad.
Me: Uhh..
Aiden: *Starts crying and pacing back and forth* Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Me: Aiden you're no-
Aiden: I can't believe I'm pregnant.. *Walks out of room*
Me&Avery: *Start cracking up laughing*
Funniest thing ever!
b*tch i will ✄ you
A
teacher asked her students how to be
polite & tell a girl he has to use the bathroom at a dinner
table.
The 1st boy said: Excuse me I have to pee.
The 2nd boy said: May I leave to go to the bathroom?
The 3rd boy said: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
The teacher fainted.
The 1st boy said: Excuse me I have to pee.
The 2nd boy said: May I leave to go to the bathroom?
The 3rd boy said: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
The teacher fainted.
i wish Monsters Inc was a real place...
Channing Tatum's bedroom door is the first one i'd be going in.
Are we called fans because celebrities are hot?
I remember
Josh Hutcherson
from
'The Bridge to Terabithia'
not
'The Hunger Games'
Anyone else?
Josh Hutcherson
from
'The Bridge to Terabithia'
not
'The Hunger Games'
Anyone else?
People on Facebook will only acknowledge your existence
on your birthday or when your relationship status changes.
Teacher: Where the hell is your math
homework?!
Me: It committed suicide, had too many problems.
Me: It committed suicide, had too many problems.
Fact
100% of people reading this, are
alive.
