"Bueller,..
Bueller,..
Bueller,..
Bueller,..."
"Uhm, he's
sick...
My
best friend's, sister's,
boyfriend's, brother's,
girlfriend,
herd
from this guy, who knows this kid, who's going
with a girl,
who
saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last
night!
...I guess it's pretty serious."