Tbeenie72

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Joined: April 25, 2009
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For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future

(Jeremiah 29:11 :)

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there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

 

66 0 *crybaby* *crybaby*
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The only one who can truely satisfy the heart is the ONE who created it.
3 0 Hatshepsut * Hatshepsut *
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put my grandma on speed dial
call that instagram

95 8 BravoSierra BravoSierra
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If auto correct can change "obama" to "Obama",
then it should change "god" to "God".
67 48 *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
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i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop

but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..
 

803 9 ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
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a few important things:

- most human beings do not naturally have a thigh gap

- a thigh gap is not an indication of weight

- thigh gaps are not dependant on weight, they are dependant on how wide your hips are

- ribs and hipbones aren't meant to be very visible in a female human being who is a healthy weight

- collarbones are not meant to jut out heaps

- it's normal to have rolls on your stomach when you sit down or bend over

- it is normal to have a stomach that curves out a little bit

- most girls have stretch marks somewhere on their bodies; it comes with growing up and growing out

- stretch marks are not a sign of being fat, they are a sign of growing

- BMI charts are not accurate at all

-six-pack abs are not necessary to be healthy, be fit, or look good

- eating whenever you are hungry is perfectly fine

- the majority of girls have one breast bigger than the other (same goes for foot and hand sizes)

- the best way to get a bikini body: put your body in a bikini

- it is okay not to show off your body but it is also okay to show off your body as long as you're not mean to others about their bodies

- your body is yours to do with what you want


 

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Me: *Sneeze*
 
Class: *Silence*
Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*

Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!
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On a scale of 1 to Spongebob 

how ready are you? ?`d

♥♥♥

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how awkward am i?
last night, my boyfriend and i were cuddling on the couch.
i got cold and rolled up into a ball.
and then i blurt out,
"check it out. i'm an armadillo."


 
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on the x-factor:

simon: whats your name?

lady: panda

simon: what?!

lady: panda, like the bear.

simon: why were you called panda?

lady: well, my mom was in jail when she had me, and her cell mate was white, and she was black, so they just came up with the name.
 
 


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