Toronto Maple Chokes*
Joined: October 15, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: December 3
user id: 334761
Location: plz stalk me
Gender: M
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Sup brahs (mainly sisters)? I like to address you guys as dude so I don't feel about being a 20 year old university student male. Fancy formats are for losers (or smart people, your call). The name's Alex and I'll be 20 in December. I don't give out personal info upon request because I have to appear 'professional'... or something. Thus, I keep Wittyprofiles separate from my real life and try and make myself unrecognizable from my real life social media. Real life social media. . You guys know what I mean. In other words, I won't give out personal unless I so wish to.
The Maple Leafs are just terrible. Shut up Neon. TURRIBLE.
Quotes by Toronto Maple Chokes*
"Grade 3 logic, you hate everyone until they
have food you like."
Me: My logic hasn't changed.
My quote
If you can't afford condoms,
you can't afford kids.
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If you were born in September
it's pretty obvious your parents started the new year
with the bang.
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I don't have "haters"
I have friends in denial.
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Yeah because thats what we need- more teenage girls fighting over an online award.
Dear Girls,
When you complain about no good guys left, remember I'm
here waiting in the friend's zone.
TeensFromMars
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"I miss the '90s!"
is born in 1999.
dude, I thought of this, but I bet its on tumblr
somewhere. Boo f@ckin hoo.
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So... 2012 is almost over,
when will the world end now?
Feel
free to make it pretty
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The moment
where the "cool" girl at school forgets to
enlarge one b00b for a selfie.
Feel
free to make it pretty
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