Toronto Maple Chokes*

Status: Lights is a fucking babe (props to Witty for uncensoring)
Joined: October 15, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: December 3
user id: 334761
Location: plz stalk me
Gender: M


Sup brahs (mainly sisters)? I like to address you guys as dude so I don't feel about being a 20 year old university student male. Fancy formats are for losers (or smart people, your call). The name's Alex and I'll be 20 in December. I don't give out personal info upon request because I have to appear 'professional'... or something. Thus, I keep Wittyprofiles separate from my real life and try and make myself unrecognizable from my real life social media. Real life social media. . You guys know what I mean. In other words, I won't give out personal unless I so wish to.

The Maple Leafs are just terrible. Shut up Neon. TURRIBLE.



Quotes by Toronto Maple Chokes*

  I won't be impressed by ITunes

 until I can download food.

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  A papercut

 is a Tree's final stand.

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  Who is this "Feat."?

 He's in every song!

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 I am not a stalker.

 I'm uh- an unpaided spy..
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*Breaks pencil*
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK MY LIFFFFE!
I'M GOING TO FAIL HIGH SCHOOL AND WILL DIE ALONE BECAUSE NO ONE WILL WANT TO GET MARRRRRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN WITH ME BECAUSE I'LL BE A H0E ON THE STREET ;(!



 Teacher: Alex, I think you should take a walk.
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You unfollowed 
me because your afraid of falling madly in love with me.                    It's fine, I understand.

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Faviourite
If you've ever been caught rockin' out to Hannah Montana's songs.                     Oh just me... 

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If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said,
I'd be poor.

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"You actually have friends?"
"Yeah man! I own all 10 seasons!"


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Alarm Clocks, because every morning should start with a heart attack.


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