Toronto Maple Chokes*

Status: Lights is a fucking babe (props to Witty for uncensoring)
Joined: October 15, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: December 3
user id: 334761
Location: plz stalk me
Gender: M


Sup brahs (mainly sisters)? I like to address you guys as dude so I don't feel about being a 20 year old university student male. Fancy formats are for losers (or smart people, your call). The name's Alex and I'll be 20 in December. I don't give out personal info upon request because I have to appear 'professional'... or something. Thus, I keep Wittyprofiles separate from my real life and try and make myself unrecognizable from my real life social media. Real life social media. . You guys know what I mean. In other words, I won't give out personal unless I so wish to.

The Maple Leafs are just terrible. Shut up Neon. TURRIBLE.



Quotes by Toronto Maple Chokes*

When life gives you lemons,
Throw them at people you don't like.


made by me, feel free to make it pretty


 


A good friend knows all of your best stories,
A
best friend has lived them with you.


made by me, feel free to make it pretty


 


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