Toronto Maple Chokes*

Status: Lights is a fucking babe (props to Witty for uncensoring)
Joined: October 15, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: December 3
user id: 334761
Location: plz stalk me
Gender: M


Sup brahs (mainly sisters)? I like to address you guys as dude so I don't feel about being a 20 year old university student male. Fancy formats are for losers (or smart people, your call). The name's Alex and I'll be 20 in December. I don't give out personal info upon request because I have to appear 'professional'... or something. Thus, I keep Wittyprofiles separate from my real life and try and make myself unrecognizable from my real life social media. Real life social media. . You guys know what I mean. In other words, I won't give out personal unless I so wish to.

The Maple Leafs are just terrible. Shut up Neon. TURRIBLE.



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NEON21 5 years ago
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yum
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NEON21 5 years ago
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wow if u dropped your phone is a fking toilet again i swear to god ill skin ur phone and eat the particals
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ocean pixie* 5 years ago
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so is tht fill kessul guy
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ocean pixie* 5 years ago
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It's not christmas anymore, change your name, h0e
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angela* 5 years ago
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Helloo c:
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BlameItOnPaige 5 years ago
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omgz i miss you. connor is the biggest di.khole of all time, lololol. you're not answering on skype. I feel so bad for you living with danny, the guys a slob. haha. i miss you, plz respond on skype
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 5 years ago
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danny is the worst, and he uninstalled my Skype. I mean hes like a brother to me BUT HE F.KING DRIVES ME CRAZY. I have to reinstall it -,-. I am making a new facebook page *AS WE TYPE*

and holy sh.t I miss you
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BlameItOnPaige 5 years ago
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Thats such a Danny thing to do. and btw the leafs are so so lucky the sens are playing so much better. i need the leafs to lose for tampa thxs
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 5 years ago
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haha I know Anderson is sh.tty though. we take em any way they come. and I thought u loved me
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BlameItOnPaige 5 years ago
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lehner is so gud. i was talking to taylor aka bailey the other day and she started screaming LEHNER TEAM FOR LYFE on skype. it was so perfect.
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Happy birthday, wh0re
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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hai wh0rer, hows ur day goin??? it feels good man, being 19. i feel likeeee a maaaaaaaan
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Ew ur liek soooo old
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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i pedo omgomgomgomg I AM GETTING 2 PEDO AGE WTF???????????
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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ewwwwwwwwwwwy I'm getting a job uh ew
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 5 years ago
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working suxs i h8 hard work!
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ocean pixie* 5 years ago
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I hate anything that I need to get out of bed for
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 5 years ago
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my brain is an . I have to get up at 6am and Im in bed and its like: TEEHEE U HAVE TO GET UP EARLY I WONT LET YOU! LOLOLOL
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ocean pixie* 5 years ago
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Ha I don't have to get up til 9:50
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 5 years ago
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wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* 5 years ago
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I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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I'm not sending you presents
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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Not even a virtual hugz? DAT LOW BLOW
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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eww but ur a boi and boiz have cootiez
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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online coootiez r da worse girls get it from tlking with frindss! c u on da playground!!
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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ewwwwwwww cooties! ewwwwwwww leaving the house!
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Nope, I caaannn'tttt. Buuuuut, you aren't the best. I am
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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yeah. no need to call her fake
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cuddle 6 years ago
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Actually this is me.
Check my facebook would you?
And what if that person is using my picture?, no need to call me a fake....
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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naw u tawt me 2 tlk lyke uh gansta
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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u spek bad gansta grammer i tech u
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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how rude
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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YOURE RUDE2URSELF

U HVE2 LERN2 LUV URSEEELF
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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i luv myself more then any1
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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I KNOW DAT FEEELING
Also Giroux is gonna get traded, I can feel it
http://toomanymenonthesite.com/2013/11/08/philadelphia-flyers-team-meeting-neededgiroux-walks/
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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the hockey gods are finally answering my prayers..
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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DAT LOW BLOW
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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The first sentence of that article is perfect though holy sht
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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loosing faith u bndwagon i sta by my leafs thrugh thick AND thiiiin
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Okay you can talk like a normal person now
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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whats normal tho? I am GOAT
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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You wish
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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I thought your sweatshirt said nothing is better than me and I started laughing because you would totally say that :D
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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oh em gee hay
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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who is that girl in your profile?
i am lke a guy and waaay hotter when i take selfies
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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you probably don't even take selfies heh
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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LETS BET
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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I'm not making bets with you. Noo waaayyy
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Yeeaah so uhm the flyers suck and I'm gonna move to Toronto now..
See ya in a couple hours.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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sound good. plz don't trash my city

you lose faith so quickly. BANDWAAAAAGON 4LYFE
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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no promises (:
IF YOU WERE FROM PHILLY YOU WOULD'VE LOST FAITH ALREADY TOO
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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what about us in toronto? WE SUFFERED THROUGH THAT SH.T SINCE 1967

#GoLeafs #TheTimeIsNow
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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YOU'RE STILL BETTER THAN THE FLYERS!
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Hahahah no.
Oh right, you wouldn't know because you listen to sht music (:
It's a song. By Aerosmith bro.
Jay Gatsby is my husband
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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he was born in lke 1900.
hes a bit too old for you just saying
so is giroux
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Nah.
I don't even like Giroux that much tbh. I think he's overrated.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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explains your username tbh
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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obviously.
I couldn't think of anything else soooo whatever
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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http://rexipan.tumblr.com/post/63175457316
I just saw this on tumblr :D
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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b-but...
What if Esteban Julio Montoya De La Rosa Ramírez is my name?
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Well..........then you gotta tell Tuukka. (:
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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guess what team had to hire a new coach is one of the worse teams in the league?\

FLYERS FLYERS YEAH!
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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guess what team traded a really good goalie?

MAPLE LEAFS MAPLE LEAFS YEAH!
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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dk what you're talking about.
we have 2 world class goalies.

YOU TRADED A VEZINA WINNING GOALIE FOR A DRAFT PICK
*clap clap*
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Tim Thomas was awful oh my god. They changed goalies half way through the 1st period. It was great
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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SHUT UP.
FLYERS WON BTCH. I'M THEIR LUCKY CHARM. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A GAME THEY LOST. GO GET ME SEASON TICKETS
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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SHUT UP
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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your team is in Craig B00bies' hands.... i mean Craig Berube
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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why do you hate me. shut up
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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I used to be obsessed with that song oh my god
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Who's that weirdo on your profile? I'm hotter
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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this is false. i heard that guy in my profile is a cutie
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Well true. But I'm still hotter and he's still a weirdo
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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yeah like who the hell listens to Hanni El Khatib?

Almost as bad as listening to Taylor Swift
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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Shut up.
I hurt a drunk guy earlier. And I'm still really mad. And I just want to hit something
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ZBrmkJ_-s

Listen to the whole thing, then replay it
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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NO THANK YOU.
Dubstep is sht
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 6 years ago
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WHY U HEEF 2 BE MAD??

ITS ONLY A GAME
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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why you heff to be mad bruh
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ocean pixie* 6 years ago
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shhhh go away. You're welcome for all the comments.
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