Toronto Maple Chokes*

Status: Lights is a fucking babe (props to Witty for uncensoring)
Joined: October 15, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: December 3
user id: 334761
Location: plz stalk me
Gender: M


Sup brahs (mainly sisters)? I like to address you guys as dude so I don't feel about being a 20 year old university student male. Fancy formats are for losers (or smart people, your call). The name's Alex and I'll be 20 in December. I don't give out personal info upon request because I have to appear 'professional'... or something. Thus, I keep Wittyprofiles separate from my real life and try and make myself unrecognizable from my real life social media. Real life social media. . You guys know what I mean. In other words, I won't give out personal unless I so wish to.

The Maple Leafs are just terrible. Shut up Neon. TURRIBLE.



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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to NEON21
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i thought i was so popular too when I saw 2 new messages. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

And phones are yummy even when in toilet.

i needto quit drinking
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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haha I know Anderson is sh.tty though. we take em any way they come. and I thought u loved me
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BlameItOnPaige 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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lehner is so gud. i was talking to taylor aka bailey the other day and she started screaming LEHNER TEAM FOR LYFE on skype. it was so perfect.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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danny is the worst, and he uninstalled my Skype. I mean hes like a brother to me BUT HE F.KING DRIVES ME CRAZY. I have to reinstall it -,-. I am making a new facebook page *AS WE TYPE*

and holy sh.t I miss you
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BlameItOnPaige 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Thats such a Danny thing to do. and btw the leafs are so so lucky the sens are playing so much better. i need the leafs to lose for tampa thxs
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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haha I know Anderson is sh.tty though. we take em any way they come. and I thought u loved me
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BlameItOnPaige 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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lehner is so gud. i was talking to taylor aka bailey the other day and she started screaming LEHNER TEAM FOR LYFE on skype. it was so perfect.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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my brain is an . I have to get up at 6am and Im in bed and its like: TEEHEE U HAVE TO GET UP EARLY I WONT LET YOU! LOLOLOL
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Ha I don't have to get up til 9:50
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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working suxs i h8 hard work!
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I hate anything that I need to get out of bed for
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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my brain is an . I have to get up at 6am and Im in bed and its like: TEEHEE U HAVE TO GET UP EARLY I WONT LET YOU! LOLOLOL
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Ha I don't have to get up til 9:50
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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i pedo omgomgomgomg I AM GETTING 2 PEDO AGE WTF???????????
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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ewwwwwwwwwwwy I'm getting a job uh ew
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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working suxs i h8 hard work!
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I hate anything that I need to get out of bed for
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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my brain is an . I have to get up at 6am and Im in bed and its like: TEEHEE U HAVE TO GET UP EARLY I WONT LET YOU! LOLOLOL
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Ha I don't have to get up til 9:50
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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hai wh0rer, hows ur day goin??? it feels good man, being 19. i feel likeeee a maaaaaaaan
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Ew ur liek soooo old
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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i pedo omgomgomgomg I AM GETTING 2 PEDO AGE WTF???????????
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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ewwwwwwwwwwwy I'm getting a job uh ew
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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working suxs i h8 hard work!
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I hate anything that I need to get out of bed for
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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my brain is an . I have to get up at 6am and Im in bed and its like: TEEHEE U HAVE TO GET UP EARLY I WONT LET YOU! LOLOLOL
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Ha I don't have to get up til 9:50
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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wtf is ur job
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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online coootiez r da worse girls get it from tlking with frindss! c u on da playground!!
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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ewwwwwwww cooties! ewwwwwwww leaving the house!
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Not even a virtual hugz? DAT LOW BLOW
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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eww but ur a boi and boiz have cootiez
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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online coootiez r da worse girls get it from tlking with frindss! c u on da playground!!
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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ewwwwwwww cooties! ewwwwwwww leaving the house!
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to caleb_hearts_you
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http://cameronugh.tumblr.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4kojuvkCFc

hey cam.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to ConnorAddario
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Hi Garrett.
https://twitter.com/hi_there_hassel
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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whats normal tho? I am GOAT
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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You wish
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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loosing faith u bndwagon i sta by my leafs thrugh thick AND thiiiin
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Okay you can talk like a normal person now
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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whats normal tho? I am GOAT
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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You wish
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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DAT LOW BLOW
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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The first sentence of that article is perfect though holy sht
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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loosing faith u bndwagon i sta by my leafs thrugh thick AND thiiiin
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Okay you can talk like a normal person now
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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whats normal tho? I am GOAT
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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You wish
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I KNOW DAT FEEELING
Also Giroux is gonna get traded, I can feel it
http://toomanymenonthesite.com/2013/11/08/philadelphia-flyers-team-meeting-neededgiroux-walks/
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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the hockey gods are finally answering my prayers..
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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DAT LOW BLOW
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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The first sentence of that article is perfect though holy sht
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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loosing faith u bndwagon i sta by my leafs thrugh thick AND thiiiin
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Okay you can talk like a normal person now
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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whats normal tho? I am GOAT
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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You wish
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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grade 9 and 8= same thing imo
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago to TeensfromMars
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Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago to justjakey
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http://www.pinterest.com/pin/386605949232866374/
http://scenekings.webs.com/l_589468aac9c8434ab2aa0e05247d0fdc.jpg

At least make it SLIGHTLY believable.
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