Toronto Maple Chokes*

Status: Lights is a fucking babe (props to Witty for uncensoring)
Joined: October 15, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: December 3
user id: 334761
Location: plz stalk me
Gender: M


Sup brahs (mainly sisters)? I like to address you guys as dude so I don't feel about being a 20 year old university student male. Fancy formats are for losers (or smart people, your call). The name's Alex and I'll be 20 in December. I don't give out personal info upon request because I have to appear 'professional'... or something. Thus, I keep Wittyprofiles separate from my real life and try and make myself unrecognizable from my real life social media. Real life social media. . You guys know what I mean. In other words, I won't give out personal unless I so wish to.

The Maple Leafs are just terrible. Shut up Neon. TURRIBLE.


Toronto Maple Chokes*'s Favorite Quotes


anakin: the jedi turned against me. don't you turn against me, too.
padme: i don't know you anymore. anakin, you're breaking my heart. you're going down a path i can't follow.
anakin: because of obi-wan?
padme: because of what you've done! what you plan to do!
obi wan: *steps out of ship*
anakin: i came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with instead of finding someone worth waking up to







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Rocking out with your bestfriend,
just because you can.
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Some people should just avoid

sarcasm


Not everyone is talented enough to use it.

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The reason I'm funny is because
my life is a joke.


lolsotrue.com
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Why is it when guys take off their shirts in public, it's hot,
but when I take off my shirt in public everyone screams and runs away?
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Trying to calm a women down when shes upset  
is like trying to baptize a cat.
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*12-year-old white girl voice*
"But like I'm so depressed because I'm so socially awkies. And like I'm never getting a best friend. Only cats love me. I like knitting and starbucks. And idk what a boyfriend is lol. Don't judge me haters. Tumblr is my life xD. hahahaha what is air? NUTELLLAAAAA!!11!"
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 "Grade 3 logic, you hate everyone until they have food you like."


 Me: My logic hasn't changed.

My quote
 


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