Toronto Maple Chokes*

Status: Lights is a fucking babe (props to Witty for uncensoring)
Joined: October 15, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: December 3
user id: 334761
Location: plz stalk me
Gender: M


Sup brahs (mainly sisters)? I like to address you guys as dude so I don't feel about being a 20 year old university student male. Fancy formats are for losers (or smart people, your call). The name's Alex and I'll be 20 in December. I don't give out personal info upon request because I have to appear 'professional'... or something. Thus, I keep Wittyprofiles separate from my real life and try and make myself unrecognizable from my real life social media. Real life social media. . You guys know what I mean. In other words, I won't give out personal unless I so wish to.

The Maple Leafs are just terrible. Shut up Neon. TURRIBLE.



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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago on quote #6777831
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I have a strange feeling this is a lie.
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Connork11 7 years ago on quote #6777831
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I promise you it is not
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Connork11 7 years ago on quote #6777831
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I promise you it is not
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago on quote #6915831
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Here on Witty, anyone who has self-esteem is a b.tch!
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago on quote #6915174
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Possible spoiler?
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 7 years ago on quote #6914350
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Joined: June 23, 2013

kk
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ocean pixie* 7 years ago on quote #6914350
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"I've had so many accounts"
get outta heree
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6906247
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r u dumb?
I'm always beautiful
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago on quote #6906247
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You're not beautiful when you wear leafs jerseys
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6726996
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Simple fact-
Having a baby is hard, I am a guy so I can't really tell, but it costs a lot of money, effort, and strength.When I was in high school (grade 12 to be exact) one of my close friends got pregnant. She had to get an abortion. Sad? Yeah, but I'll tell you what would be sadder- a 17 year old mother with no help trying to raise a child (the father was just a tw@t, left long ago) with no money, little shelter, no food. It's the way life is.

And guys, calm down. It's an opinion.
"In general, an opinion is a judgment, viewpoint, or statement about matters commonly considered to be subjective"
jesus christ, some people need to calm down.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6702987
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I find it extremly funny how some people really take the time of their name (not like they have anything better to waste it on) and comment on how "hating" gays is WRONG, and they don't CARE about your opinion.
If you don't care, don't comment.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6902162
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Hell yeah! favorite band growing up.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6902162
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December 3rd, 1994
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cordale1122 8 years ago on quote #6902162
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The number-one hit song in the U.S. at the day of your birth was On Bended Knee by Boyz II Men
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6902162
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Hell yeah! favorite band growing up.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6895461
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sme idiot dislke ur coment!!!I WILL PROCECT U!!
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago on quote #6895461
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Ok thx
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6897096
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yeah lets fight over a quote that is clearly for humor purposes.

OMGGGGG SYDNEY U B.TCH HOW COULD U ZAC IZ MY IDL!!! GTFO!!!!

I like this game
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago on quote #6897096
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you're great oh my god
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6897396
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December 3th, I am convinced it was a Valentine-bangfest sort of deal
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* 8 years ago on quote #6897396
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Maybe o-o I don't know lol
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6898638
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No
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6895461
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o you're alive
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago on quote #6895461
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Noo. I'm sydneys ghost
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6895461
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sme idiot dislke ur coment!!!I WILL PROCECT U!!
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago on quote #6895461
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Ok thx
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6885984
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you need to stop writing quotes about me tbh :P
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ocean pixie* 8 years ago on quote #6885984
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I'M SORRY. I just feel the need to.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6885175
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I guess friends can't tease you either
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6881666
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impressive! Great work as usual.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6884257
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Drugs really aren't that bad.

and nice on the officer to trying to get the message across by telling some young kids bullsh.t
I done a lot of drugs, haven't died yet yeeaah
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Cupcake145* 7 years ago on quote #6884257
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Drugs really aren't that bad? Are you stupid? Don't even answer that okay do you even know what drugs do to your body? They slowly kill you some drugs will kill you faster than others. And btw the cops know what they are saying they are trying to help make a difference in someones community dummy. Maybe you don't care about your life but others do.
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TellitTotheFrogs* 8 years ago on quote #6884257
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Well congrats.
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TellitTotheFrogs* 8 years ago on quote #6884257
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There is still time.
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zeldachick♥♪★♀†(^-^)* 8 years ago on quote #6884257
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hey a.sshole you may not be dead yet but if you keep it up you will be, my health teacher lost her brother from drugs and she cried too, so if you don't want to be like someone like jason, i would fix your problems and shut the f.uck up!
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theinvisiblegirl* 8 years ago on quote #6884257
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Drugs really are that bad, mate.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6875910
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you obviously don't understand what the quote said.
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Toronto Maple Chokes* 8 years ago on quote #6877949
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Time to leave witty
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br0kenwings 8 years ago on quote #6877949
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NEVERRR
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