TerribleTatum

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Joined: March 15, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: August 14
user id: 283906
Gender: F

TerribleTatum's Favorite Quotes



A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
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if you're still up at 4 a.m., you're either in love or lonely,
 
and i dont know which is worse

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I remember when I was little, I stayed in the bath tub way too long because I wasn’t feeling good, so I fell asleep in the tub (with the water off of course) and when I woke up, I looked at my hands I saw that they were all wrinkled and stuff and I started flippin out because I thought I slept for 60 years
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What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth?

And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.
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what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
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Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.
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I don’t wear makeup and I don’t try to look nice to impress guys. I wear makeup and I try to look nice for myself and to outdo other girls so that I’m the alpha female.
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That annoying moment when

your parents rush you to get ready, and when you are ready
they are not
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How come when Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art"
but when l do it, l'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot"
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Follow me or Elsa might turn you to ice...
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