TextMeMaybe
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Auto-correct will someday, rule the world.
Joined: September 12, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 330395
Location: iPhone
Gender: F
Joined: September 12, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 330395
Location: iPhone
Gender: F
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TextMeMaybe
3=============D
That's how big it is.
That's how big it is.
no, this is how big it is..
..you didn't type anything lol
my point exactly
TextMeMaybe
Hmm.. I can't wait to come over.
Me either baby. Talk dirty to me
;)
Mud (:
..
TextMeMaybe
Wanna see a magic trick?
Sure babe. (: <3
POOF. You're single.
TextMeMaybe
They see me rollin'. They hatin'.
Grandma, you're in a
wheelchair.
SHUDDUP CHILD BEFORE I BUST A CAP IN YO
BACKSIDE. STUPID WHIPPERSNAPPER.
Grandma.........
TextMeMaybe
Dad can I borrow some c*m, I just ran out.
Son, I dried out years ago.
DAD WTF GROSS I MEANT GUM WTF UGH IM
SCARRED FOR LIFE WTF GROSS UGH.
Well this is awkward. Sorry
:(
TextMeMaybe
I like you.. do you like me? :)
No.
:(
You never asked if I loved
you.
Awwwwwwwww, do you love me? :)
No.
TextMeMaybe
Dad! I got a 100 on my Biology exam!!
-_-
...what's with the awkward
face?
What are you talking about that's an
asian face to show that you're really smart!
TextMeMaybe
TO THE WINDOW
(/•_ •)/
(/•_ •)/
........
TO THE WALL
\(•_•\)
\(•_•\)
Stop texting me.
TextMeMaybe
._______________.
?
It's a whale
How do you have friends?