ThatsSoMeee

i really don’t understand 
 how a lot of you are single
because you’re all attractive
and have good music taste
like what more do people want
 

Any pain
you are going through right now;
it will end.

Take a deep breath.
Think of that one, bright, happy thing in your life
and smile.
Live another day.
It’s worth it.
Trust me.
 

do you ever
just wanna sit next to someone
and listen to everything they could possibly say
about anything ever
just because you like their face
and their voice
and their general existence?
 

i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop

but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..
 

if i ever become
famous
i’m trusting you guys
to never tell the media
about my witty.
 

do you guys realize 
we can change our lives any time we want
like you can just go ahead and travel the world,
stop eating meat,
shave your head,
start running,
tell that person you hate why you hate them so much,
confess your love to someone
and kiss them unexpectedly
like  w hy don’t  we do that?

i would 
never cheat on someone.
I mean someone being stupid enough to date me
is a once in a lifetime thing
I'm not gonna mess it up
 

 The only reason
I enjoy going to bed is
so I can make stories up in my head
which makes my brain think
it’s actually real.